Jamie bought the last one
From the man beside the store
Half the price and twice the lean
We could barely get it through the door
I found a stack of books
To lift the shorter side
Now the landlord's old encyclopedia
Is keeping Christmas upright
The star is nearly touching
The curtain on the left
You stand back looking proud of it
And I fall in love again
Here's to our crooked little tree
Here's to you and here's to me
Dancing where the sofa used to be
Our very first Christmas Eve
Let the fancy houses shine
We've got yours mixed up with mine
Nothing's where it's meant to be
But you're right here with me
By our crooked little tree
You said you knew the recipe
I said I knew the oven
Now we're calling blackened cookies
An acquired taste worth loving
The candle's got a battery
The turkey's much too big
And a neighbor from the downstairs flat
Has brought us half a pudding
We eat off mismatched dishes
With your knee against my knee
You ask what we should do next year
I say, I'd like all of this, please
Here's to our crooked little tree
Here's to you and here's to me
Dancing where the sofa used to be
Our very first Christmas Eve
Let the fancy houses shine
We've got yours mixed up with mine
Nothing's where it's meant to be
But you're right here with me
By our crooked little tree
Someday we'll have a bigger room
A table that seats eight
But keep this photograph of us
Before we straighten anything
Your paper hat is slipping
And the timer's going off
You pull me from the dishes
And we dance with the timer on
Here's to our crooked little tree
Here's to you and here's to me
Dancing where the sofa used to be
Our very first Christmas Eve
Let the fancy houses shine
We've got yours mixed up with mine
Nothing's where it's meant to be
But you're right here with me
By our crooked little tree
Don't you straighten that for me
I like our crooked little tree
One more dance, just you and me
Merry Christmas, Jamie